OOC: Dear Santa Meme

[thosetwoturrets]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I set dee_lorean81's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I turned flightattdntguy in for spitting (3 points). In August I bought porn for save_us_alice (-10 points). Last Wednesday I helped mslucysleeches see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I put money in deadgirlsliekme's expired parking meter (14 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-51 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, thosetwoturrets

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Well, we're naughty, we won't dispute that, but a moldy sandwich isn't much of a punishment for robots.

Also, setting Dee's puppy on fire means one of US would have been set on fire. We should get an exemption for that.

Comments

[save-us-alice.livejournal.com]

Moldy sandwiches seem to be popular this year -- both Victor and I got one too.

[thosetwoturrets.livejournal.com]

Really? Weird. Guess Santa's going environmentally friendly or some shit like that.