thosetwoturrets: (who's there?)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I set [livejournal.com profile] dee_lorean81's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I turned [livejournal.com profile] flightattdntguy in for spitting (3 points). In August I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] save_us_alice (-10 points). Last Wednesday I helped [livejournal.com profile] mslucysleeches see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I put money in [livejournal.com profile] deadgirlsliekme's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-51 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
thosetwoturrets

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Well, we're naughty, we won't dispute that, but a moldy sandwich isn't much of a punishment for robots.

Also, setting Dee's puppy on fire means one of US would have been set on fire. We should get an exemption for that.
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Hey everyone! We discovered this neat site called LiveJournal, so we've set up an account! Dunno what we'll use it for, but we've got a presence on the web.

Anyway, our first entry comes to you thanks to Captain John Hart, aka [livejournal.com profile] hart_on_sleeve:

Steve's Result


You Have a Brilliant First Name



You are a total brainiac who's very curious about the world. You are very interested in how things work.

You are a bit of a made scientist and even maybe an inventor. You're always coming up with something new and interesting.



And while you have a lot of mental strengths, you're also quite physical. You like to get out there and see the world.

You love to travel, and you think that change can be very exciting. As long as you have the freedom to do what you want, you fit in anywhere.





Gary's Result


You Have an Inspired First Name



You are a highly original and naturally creative person. You are always thinking outside the box.

You are have adventurous spirit, and you are extremely energetic. If you love something, it's easy for you to stay motivated.



You have your own unique take on the world. Your views are both independent and progressive.

You aren't shy about living a bold and interesting life. You are a bit stubborn and headstrong when it comes to what you believe in.




So I'm the brainiac and Gary's the flighty artist.

No, Steve's the nerd and I'm the creative genius.

I'm still smarter.

Are not!

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