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Steve & Gary ([personal profile] thosetwoturrets) wrote2009-12-24 04:35 pm
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OOC: Dear Santa Meme

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I set [livejournal.com profile] dee_lorean81's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I turned [livejournal.com profile] flightattdntguy in for spitting (3 points). In August I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] save_us_alice (-10 points). Last Wednesday I helped [livejournal.com profile] mslucysleeches see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I put money in [livejournal.com profile] deadgirlsliekme's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-51 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
thosetwoturrets

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Well, we're naughty, we won't dispute that, but a moldy sandwich isn't much of a punishment for robots.

Also, setting Dee's puppy on fire means one of US would have been set on fire. We should get an exemption for that.

[identity profile] save-us-alice.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Moldy sandwiches seem to be popular this year -- both Victor and I got one too.

[identity profile] thosetwoturrets.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Weird. Guess Santa's going environmentally friendly or some shit like that.