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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I set [livejournal.com profile] dee_lorean81's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I turned [livejournal.com profile] flightattdntguy in for spitting (3 points). In August I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] save_us_alice (-10 points). Last Wednesday I helped [livejournal.com profile] mslucysleeches see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I put money in [livejournal.com profile] deadgirlsliekme's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-51 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
thosetwoturrets

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Well, we're naughty, we won't dispute that, but a moldy sandwich isn't much of a punishment for robots.

Also, setting Dee's puppy on fire means one of US would have been set on fire. We should get an exemption for that.
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