This year I've been busy!
In November I set dee_lorean81's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I turned flightattdntguy in for spitting (3 points). In August I bought porn for save_us_alice (-10 points). Last Wednesday I helped mslucysleeches see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I put money in deadgirlsliekme's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-51 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Well, we're naughty, we won't dispute that, but a moldy sandwich isn't much of a punishment for robots.
Also, setting Dee's puppy on fire means one of US would have been set on fire. We should get an exemption for that.